Pick your
poison.
Every meme we print, sorted into collections so you don't have to scroll like it's 3AM. Smart ones update themselves. The cursed ones stay cursed.
Best
Sellers.
The ones the group chat actually bought. The proven hits — if it sells, it climbs. No favoritism, just numbers.
The designs that built the brand — ten certified bangers that broke the group chat and refused to die. Always in stoc...
Shop Brainrot ClassicsUnstructured 6-panels, curved brim, embroidered.
Shop Caps
Built around internet culture, inside jokes, and the moments everyone recognizes but few talk about. The Fraud Collec...
Shop the fraudFraud Collection
Inspired by the precision, performance, and heritage of Germany’s most iconic automotive manufacturers. The German En...
Shop teesGerman Engeneering CollectionHeavyweight fleece, oversized, brushed inside.
Shop HoodiesUnder 200 units, no restocks. Auto-pulls anything tagged limited. Blink and it's gone.
Shop limitedLimited RunThe freshest brainrot, auto-sorted as it lands. Anything tagged new shows up here automatically — new designs every w...
Shop new dropsNew DropsMade from 100% premium cotton, our Pure Cotton Collection combines comfort, durability, and bold designs that stand o...
Shop cottonPure Cotton CollectionEvery tee we print — boxy, heavyweight, screen-printed loud.
Shop T-ShirtsThe going-outside capsule. Forest-coded fits and gentle reminders that the sun is free. Hand-picked, seasonal, gone w...
Enter the clubTouch Grass ClubShop by vibe.
These build themselves. Tag a product and it lands in the right vibe automatically — no manual sorting, no mercy.
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whole cursed line.
Every collection, one endless scroll. Filter by mood, size, or how loud you want strangers to stare.